tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post401862870242090456..comments2024-03-07T20:15:45.996-08:00Comments on The Bitter Script Reader: Tuesday Talkback: Worst horror sequelsThe Bitter Script Readerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16575166527272639709noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-65862118382428200302011-03-22T09:44:17.507-07:002011-03-22T09:44:17.507-07:00Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby? With Pa...Whatever Happened to Rosemary's Baby? With Patty Duke. Awful.<br /><br />Both Omen sequels.Cary Patrick Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14684591894073976676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-11295939844149204752010-11-12T15:12:42.818-08:002010-11-12T15:12:42.818-08:00Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf.
And no ... ...Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf.<br /><br />And no ... I didn't make that up:<br /><br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089308/timothy granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09178816364209218617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-36628100986715852782010-11-05T18:30:48.489-07:002010-11-05T18:30:48.489-07:00Texas Chainsaw sequel with Dennis Hopper.Texas Chainsaw sequel with Dennis Hopper.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01070730445523597957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-64853036229774155372010-10-26T14:52:41.178-07:002010-10-26T14:52:41.178-07:00Sex and the City 2!! oh wait.. not that kind of s...Sex and the City 2!! oh wait.. not that kind of scary movie.<br /><br />Hostel 2 was pretty ridiculous, of what I can remember. Like it took so much away from the first i was actually a bit angry.<br /><br />Exorcist 2 as well (already mentioned).Peter Dwighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468813181562549863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-36945581525055428442010-10-26T11:31:46.914-07:002010-10-26T11:31:46.914-07:00The Texas Chainsaw sequel from the early 90's ...The Texas Chainsaw sequel from the early 90's with Renee Zellwegger and Matthew McCaunaghay! Hands down aweful!The Jnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16706072961396012855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-19779593043979412952010-10-26T06:15:30.369-07:002010-10-26T06:15:30.369-07:00JAWS 4 -
A) A great white kills the youngest Bro...JAWS 4 - <br /><br />A) A great white kills the youngest Brody son (now a deputy) while on a boat. This kid was terrorized in JAWS 2 and 3, yet he wants to be a cop working on the Amity launch? MOVE TO ARIZONA YOU MORONS!<br /><br />B) The mother decides to visit her son in the tropics because she's getting psychic vibes from the same shark...who is apparently now a psychic serial killer with subsonic Decepticon-like travel capability...the shark (from New England) beats the mom down to the islands).<br /><br />C) Michael Caine appears and I start getting the same feeling I got when Michelle Pfeiffer showed up in Grease 2.<br /><br />D) The older son, despite a lifetime of enduring shark stalking, also decides to continue with a career that keeps him on, in, and near the ocean. <br /><br />E) Mario Van Peebles in dreads makes his "Stitch Jones" performance from "Heartbreak Ridge" look positively Oscar-worthy.<br /><br />F) Everyone is shocked that a great white is in tropical waters. The breed off the great barrier reef. Isn't is kinda mild weather there? How about in Cali?<br /><br />G) The shark teases Mrs. Brody with psychic attacks. Deanna Troi can be heard in the ether saying "I sense fish, Captain. Fish and a deep sadness."<br /><br />H) Mrs. Brody decides to commandeer a boat and take the shark on...because...she's a moron.<br /><br />I) The shark attacks the boat. Michael Caine crashes his plane in the water. The shark tries to eat Caine, but fucks it up. The shark is also inept at the one thing it's SUPPOSED TO DO!<br /><br />J) The humans attack the shark by using some weird camera-flash electronic thing. Mario Van Peebles stabs the shark with the receiver and gets taken...but survives...useless shark. The younger Brody must've been a heck of a pussy...<br /><br />K) They activate the shark-shocking weapon. The shark sticks it's head out of the water a howls. Sharks don't have air-expelling lungs or vocal chords. So...<br /><br />L) Mrs. Brody impales the shark with the boat. The effects iook worse than Jason and the Argonauts. The shark dies...making the younger Pansy Brody son the only Brody who hasn't killed a great white. It's a good thing Martin Brody (killer of 2 such fishes) is dead by this film...he'd be so ashamed.<br /><br />I mighty-morphin-power hated this flick and watched it like driving by a bad car wreck...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4706282221761427996.post-10066048490194963442010-10-26T03:37:51.505-07:002010-10-26T03:37:51.505-07:00I agree. The Exorcist sequel is the worst.
You do...I agree. The Exorcist sequel is the worst.<br /><br />You don't mind with schlock like Saw, but with masterpieces like The Exorcist, it's offensive.<br /><br />Halloween III - the one about the evil toy factory making evil masks. Not Michael. Way to ruin a box set.<br /><br />Evil Dead 2. NO!! It is NOT a comedy.<br /><br />Nightmare on Elm St 2 was redeemed by number 3. That scene where Freddy reaches out from the TV and smashes the patient into the TV, leaving her hanging from the TV by her burned head. Wow - way before its time. A chilling image for my impressionable mind.<br /><br />Amityville Curse. Seriously?<br /><br />Nobody better touch The Shining. I tolerate Stephen King's 'remake' but...no.nmeganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08338538064090859253noreply@blogger.com