Presenting the first four pages of CRISIS ON INFINITE TEEN DRAMAS

Yesterday, while goofing around on Twitter and talking about my latest binge of ALL-AMERICAN, I accidently gave myself a new project.

oh shit, should I use quarantine to WRITE "Crisis on Infinite Teen Dramas?"

— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) May 20, 2020

This is not too dissimilar to how a joke tweet a few years ago resulted in me writing a script for alternate timeline episode of 13 REASONS WHY that mashed that show's premise up with AWAKE. So really, no one should have been surprised when late last night I dropped this tweet on my audience.

Okay, I have very little idea of where this goes and this was basically dashed off in an hour, so it likely sucks but if you’re curious, I give you the opening of #CrisisOnInfiniteTeenDramas pic.twitter.com/WMXPwlgXHH

— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) May 21, 2020

Here are the four pages of CRISIS ON INFINITE TEEN DRAMAS.

I'm not sure if I'll continue. I have a few notions and some scenes in mind but the overall premise and story is still evolving. Maybe I'll turn out some pages, maybe this is where it ends, but I'm really getting a kick out of some of the reactions I've gotten so far.

MORE. PLEASE. MORE.

— J. Holtham (@jholtham) May 21, 2020

I need this script finished asap

— GabayJonathan (@GabayJonathan) May 21, 2020

I. Am. Here. For. It.

Pleaaaaase let Becky Slater be the big bad.

— Phil Pirrello (@PhilPirrello) May 21, 2020

please be Paris Geller from Gillmore Girls please please please

— Tara O'Shea (@tara_oshea) May 21, 2020

"...and he weeps." HA!

— Shannon Corbeil (rhymes with sorbet 🍧) (@ShannonCorbeil) May 21, 2020

UM. UM. I CAN’T BREATHE.

— Nick Rodriguez (@NickRodriguez00) May 21, 2020

Great stuff! I can't wait to see it retweeted endlessly as the product of one of those "I forced a bot to read scripts" memes.

— anonymousRhubarb (@anonRhubarb) May 21, 2020

The loss of “Hide and Seek” in that scene would emotionally devastate me more than the deaths of Flash or Supergirl tbh.

— Signor Piccolini Cuscino (@bookhouseboy90) May 21, 2020

Is there more coming? We'll see...

UPDATE: Yes, there's more. Find Part 2 here.
Part 3 is here.
Part 4 is here.
Full script is here.