It's a holiday week and I don't have much enthusiasm for coming up with new posts. However, I have a number of blogs I read daily and it always frustrates me when they don't have new stuff, so how about some audience participation today?
I've seen a couple of Black List spoofs lately. You all seem like a very creative bunch - why don't you write in with fake loglines and titles for next year's Black List. Bonus points for coming up with a clever screenwriter to be the fake author of your premise.
I'll get us started:
THE ZOMBIES VS. ZOMBIES by Danny Niles
"The British band "The Zombies" might be humanity's last hope when their reunion concert becomes Ground Zero for a zombie apocalypse."
AGENT - Endeavor
Manager - Circle of Confusion
DUDE, YOUR MOM'S HOT! by Jon Schlossberg
(Original title: "I'D TOTALLY F*** YOUR MOM IN THE A**")
"A high school freshman finds his popularity fluctuating when his classmates discover his mom's a MILF."
AGENT - Creative Artists Agency
MANAGER - Circle of Confusion
FRIDAY THE 13th by Oren Farmer
"A reboot of the classic 2009 reboot"
AGENT - APA
MANAGER - Circle of Confusion
I tried to write MIKILF ... Mother I knew I'd Like to F*** .... a revenge movie about a 50 year old woman who reboots her mundane life by running off with a younger man and uses him to kill her husband who wants to divorce her ... the working title of your mom's hot is much better
ReplyDeleteThe scary part is DUDE YOUR MOM'S HOT wouldn't seem out of place on the real Black List. IIRC there are actually two scripts that are about a guy's mom hooking up with his best friend, or something very close to that.
ReplyDeletePHIL AND BUSTER GO TO WASHINGTON by Rich McConnell
ReplyDeleteRepublican schemes to block any and all legislation are thrown into chaos when two frat boys mistakenly get elected to the Senate. Things get really out of hand when they decide to throw a wild "party of no."
AGENT – Not So Creative Artists
MANAGER - Mac Cain
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
ReplyDeleteA 14-year old boy who always tells the truth and his family lawyer who's never won a case, struggles to acquit the boy's mother who is charged with ruining the sanctity of Christmas by engaging Mr. Claus in an adulterous affair.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION by Tia Wiener
ReplyDelete"Mockumentary about an Oscar-obsessed filmmaker, and her quest to interview AIDS babies of the Holocaust."
AGENT - Bohrman Group
MANAGER - Jackson Entertainment
DUDE, MY MOM'S HOT!
ReplyDelete"A high school freshman copes with isolation after his classmates learn about his oedipal tendencies."
"Monk-fish" by Delroy Macanudo
ReplyDelete"Horror is the blue plate special when a cursed Tibetan monk is murdered and then reborn to seek revenge on his ancestral home in the form of a giant killer piranha that can turn into a jive talking robot warrior."
AGENT - Gersh
Manager - Dewey, Cheetum, & Howe
A+ post and comments. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteMIDDLE-AGED MUTANT VAMPIRE TURTLES
ReplyDeleteSlow moving and charming during the day - mean with wicked overbites at night.
Written by Stephanie Cousteau
Manager - Jacques Meyer
Agent - Double Mumbo Jumbo Agency
David
ROMEO AND JULIET ZOMBIES. By Billy Spears
ReplyDeleteWhen Romeo and Juliet come back from there lovers suicide to take revenge on their families, the Capulets and the Montagues have to learn to put aside there differences and work together if they are to defeat the evil zombie lovers.
Blood Renaissance producing.
EVERYONE HAS AIDS. By Nicholas Sparkinson
When a hot shot playboy finds out he has had AIDS for years, he must go on a long soul searching journey to contact all of his previous partners, and reflect on the meaning of love.
HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD
ReplyDeleteA struggling filmmaker max out his credit cards to make his magnum opus "Dancing With Myself", an intimate look at a struggling filmmaker who after repeated failure decides to commit suicide by jumping to his death from the Hollywood sign.
AGENT - "He's in a meeting. What was your name again?"
MANAGER - "The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service."
THE BLOGGERSPHERE by B. Spot
ReplyDeleteAfter creating a highly successful blog for first person shooter strategies, an 8-year old boy is recruited by "The Sphere" to lead a revolt against a malevolent dictator...p0wnage ensues.
AGENT - Khan
MANAGER - Ring of Lords
STRIP MAIL by K. Rystal
After bring a victim of downsizing at her strip club, a girl must climb her way back up the corporate pole by starting in playboy's mailroom.
AGENT - Heffer Associates
MANAGER - Ring of Lords
LIVE AND LET FRY by H. Burglar
ReplyDeleteAn overweight fast food worker has three days to stop a diabolical shipping magnate from hoarding Happy Burger's french fry supply or else their yearly "cent-a-fry" sale might turn deadly.
AGENT - Hungry People
MANAGER - The Sesame Group
HIGH RISE MILLIONAIRE by Richie R.
ReplyDeleteA billionaire competes on High Rise Millionaire, a show that affords rich individuals the chance to play for one million dollars, but realizes that his time is more valuable than one million dollars, and desperately tries to lose.
AGENT - Golden Gates
MANAGER - War and Buffet Group
UNTITLED TIME TRAVEL THRILLER
After his family is killed by a secret spy agency, a man who was unknowingly an American spy must travel through time to stop the secret American spy organization from adding him to their secret spy mailing list...only the story is told backwards.
AGENT - Secret People
MANAGER - The Ring
SPAM FOR DINNER by Hugo
A spam kingpin decides to change his wicked ways, and begins sending all of his lists offers for free gifts as long as they tell him who they are.
AGENT - Hungry People
MANAGER - The Sesame Group
I think I love every entry in this list. Bravo, everyone. Take a bow!
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